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Quote of the Week - Weeks of July 4th and 11th

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

The Bold Type - 1. Sutton: “I did take a sleeping pill. So if you watch Dateline, you know that this could get violent, quickly.” (Alejandra Gil Manriquez)

Kevin Can F**k Himself -

1. Patty: "You don't have to worry about Jason Voorhees shaking you down anymore." 2. Patty: "Oh my god. He called the cops? Because you didn't answer your phone?" Allison: "No. I'm sure he had a great reason." 3. Patty: "I'm sorry." Allison: "Why? Wasn't your fault. It's Kevin's. The world revolves around him. No, it's not that it does, it's that it has to. And if it doesn't, he just blows it to hell." (Jessica C)

Leverage: Redemption -

1. Parker: "I can't remember the last time I was in an airvent. I miss vents." Hardison: "Honey, we built vents in the house so you could spend time in them." Parker: "But I know those vents. There's nothing like the feeling of sliding into a hot strange vent." 2. Wilson: "Are these all stolen masterpieces in this closet?" Hardison: "Don't be ridiculous man, if they were stolen masterpieces they'd be in that closet." 3. Eliot: "One of us, our cover's blown they're just gonna assume we're a thief and just kill us, but Harry... he reads like a fed. I mean, they may torture you for a while but that gives us enough time to rescue you." Wilson: "Okay? Good pep talk." (Prpleight)

Loki - 1. Loki: “What’s that?” Mobius: “Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?” Loki: “Yeah. Grapes, nuts.” Mobius: “No wonder you’re so bitter.” (Alejandra Gil Manriquez) 

Motherland: Fort Salem - 1. Petra: "Viable candidates are starting to thin Abigail. I hear Gregorio Shellbark is in high demand." Abigail: "That´s because he´s a safety school with a penis."

2. Alder: "So you're working for Petra now? Anacostia: "You set the bar for breaking protocol pretty high. Before the Tarim mission you did what you had to do to make sure president Wade saw things your way. And thought them your way, and said them... your way." Alder: "I didn't give you permission to speak freely." Anacostia: "I didn't ask." (Alejandra Gil Manriquez)

SurrealEstate -

1. Susan: "Look at me. I'm 34. I'm not in a relationship. I am locked into an above prime mortgage rate and now I'm Winston Zeddmore from Ghostbusters." (Prpleight) 

What We're Watching

Cruel Summer - 1x01

1. Angela: "What happened to that girl is a tragedy. What's happening to you... I can't even imagine. I'm not trying to be your mother. But if you ever need to talk, I'm here. And I- I really like your dad. But don't ever talk to me like that again. I am not the enemy." 2. Mallory: "The last thing in the world that this shit-hole town needed was another Kate Wallis. And guess what we got? The sequel. And as you and I both know, it's never as good as the original. And... and... the first one sucked to begin with." (Jessica C) 

Frasier - 1x06, 2x18

1. Frasier: "God, I hate lawyers!" Niles: "Me too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better."

2. Frasier: "I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist." Niles: "My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent." (Lindsey)